From: Esquire
“If it were up to me, I’d want the people who own power plants and chemical factories to wake up every morning in cold dread that someone from the Environmental Protection Agency might drop buy to see what corners we’ve been cutting recently. That way, I suspect, fertilizer plants would be less likely to blow up and take entire towns with them. I’d want them hearing the footsteps of dozens of bargain loafers and the doom-ridden clicks of a hundred briefcases opening.”